sammich
Thursday August 13th 2009, 7:44 am
Filed under: Links for the Glum

Some records are made to be broken.

FEAST!



Watch it while it’s hot!
Monday August 10th 2009, 7:29 am
Filed under: Stains of Glee

This will likely be taken off soon, given legal issues and whatnot, so watch it while you can!



sleep dep
Wednesday July 29th 2009, 7:44 am
Filed under: Random bits of cheese

Last night I learned that when I’m really tired, I talk about walruses more than I should.



eco-magic
Wednesday July 22nd 2009, 8:04 am
Filed under: Random bits of cheese

If you burn miniature effigies of Martha Stewart indoors, it gets colder.

Cheaper than air conditioning.

I’m gonna make it snow.



Meat House!
Saturday July 11th 2009, 11:56 pm
Filed under: Links for the Glum

This would be the tastiest housefire ever.

Thanks to Cossette for the link.



close to home
Friday June 12th 2009, 4:16 pm
Filed under: Random bits of cheese

This is about how most of my relationships have wound up.

It’s odd how so many obscure internet videos ring true to my life. Thanks to Widge for the depressing reminder.



words of wisdom
Tuesday May 12th 2009, 4:23 am
Filed under: Random bits of cheese

I punched an owl once, and that makes me wise.

So you can believe me when I say that life is a turd that we must all occasionally rub in our hair. And it stinks every time. That’s why you keep your hair cropped short like I do. So clean up is a breeze.

Point is that life stinks sometimes. The key is to prepare yourself for it before a crisis ever strikes. This doesn’t mean that you’ll be able to avoid it at all, but the recovery process is much easier when you’re prepared.

This brief moment of semi-seriousness is brought to you by Murder Bunny.



this should please many
Thursday May 07th 2009, 12:39 am
Filed under: Random bits of cheese

If you get the reference, more power to you. If you don’t, then it’s just a bunch of puppies.

Not that there’s anything wrong with a bunch of puppies.



Finally, they’re stepping up
Tuesday April 21st 2009, 7:18 am
Filed under: Links for the Glum

Has to be PETA.

LINK

HAS to be.



words fail me…
Thursday April 16th 2009, 6:40 pm
Filed under: Links for the Glum

Fire. It’s one of my favorite things. Bacon. It’s another one of my favorite things. When you put the two together, you get nice crispy fried bacon. And that’s one of the best things of all.

But wait… there’s more…

Someone has created what could possible be the greatest invention of all time. Better than the wheel, sliced bread, the Antikythera mechanism, or even the steak toaster.

Imagine cooking bacon, with fire. Fire that is POWERED BY bacon. The same Bacon you’re cooking! Now collapse in a puddle of your own drool, and Behold!