This article from Cracked.com sums up my feelings on just about everything, in the form of early 20th century photographs.

Between Cane fighting, Auto polo, Supervillain glamor shots, and what can only be described as one truly heroic mustache, anything that concerns me is directly related to one of these examples that we tragically left in the past. Enjoy.
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Oh, wait. I forgot. It doesn’t cover child care.

There we go.

Yes, this is apparently an actual thing. For the paltry sum of $1.4 million, you can have your own mech. Check it out.

Sure, it’s got that whole “BBs and water bottles” weapon system, but that would take about an hour to correct. And the smile activated firing system is just supervillainous.

And here I thought Australians had to be hardcore. This looks easy.

…This is only a test. Had this been an actual post, it would be far more entertaining.

Okay, new plan. I’m going to create a company called “Fuck You Flowers.” Obviously, it’s like a candy gram, except instead of candy or beautiful flower arrangements, it’s dead flowers. The delivery man will smell bad, blow cigar smoke in your intended’s face, and deliver some trite and insulting message. Perfect for break ups, quitting a job, or mothers-in-law. For Christmas, a half-drunk Santa would show up with some dead poinsettias and some candy canes. He breaks the candy canes in front of you and leaves. You know you’d use it. You’re thinking of someone right now.

This is the universe being awesome.

You wish you were this awesome.

Zombie apocalypse survival techniques are getting to be a popular fad. And although the vast majority of people think that they will survive because the watch The Walking Dead, most of them will perish anyway. And then be reanimated. Only to be killed again by one of the purists.

This new program from google is a step in the right direction for anyone who wants to form an immediate reaction plan for Z-Day. Just put in your location, and it will give you the closest gun shops, outdoor gear shops, gas stations, and sever other places you might want to raid on your way out. It even classifies Danger zones where the infection is likely to spread the fastest.

So remember, gear up quick, and get the hell out of the city.

Google’s Map of the Dead

Since I’ve recently married into a family that is constantly having babies…

Constantly. Having. Babies.

…I’ve had to be on the lookout for baby-friendly material. I saw this one, and it begged to be shared.

Of course we all know that in reality, chainsaws would be a poor choice for anti-zombie warfare. They’re heavy, they run on precious fuel, and they sling contagious gore everywhere. But it’s always good to see that manufacturers are getting into the anti-zombie line of weaponry. So… kudos for effort.

This is not the kind of thing you question. You simply watch… and possibly take notes.

The Molestache

The Pornstache

The Handlebar

The Bandito

The Dastardly

The Walrus

The Guy Fawkes

The Hitler

The Mario