http://www.iambesieged.com A chronicle of a living warning sign Tue, 09 Feb 2010 13:20:36 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Thespia sent me this video. This guy needs to be a graduation speaker. He wouldn't even have to change the speech. http://www.iambesieged.com/2010/02/09/look-at-him-look-at-me/ Here is a list of seven of the greatest single badasses in history. Namely, the ones who had horrifically awesome last stands. And for the historically disinclined, No, Custer is not on the list. No, these are the guys who deigned not to be comforted by loved ... http://www.iambesieged.com/2010/01/30/ultimate-badassery/ Update! From the latest news on- "Things I've Had In My Lungs!" Okay, the list of things I've had in my lungs isn't all that long. In fact, with the exception of atmosphere, a good deal of secondhand smoke, a few knife points, and one very unfortunate ... http://www.iambesieged.com/2010/01/19/but-i-didnt-inhale/ What follows is an excerpt from the expedition log of an explorer group destined for the furthest reaches of the Appalachian Mountains. The mission was set to catalog the social interaction between all native species present, and then poke them with sticks. The university funding the study has ... http://www.iambesieged.com/2010/01/08/da-bears/ Here's another priceless bit from a group called planestupid, whose ineffective antics we've heard of before here. In their effort to protest something or other, or promote veganism or something else that will invariable involve the word 'green', they have accidentally created a highly amusing video. No one ... http://www.iambesieged.com/2009/11/25/ha-3/ What follows is a series of happenings and quotes that summarize of the Halloween party my girlfriend and I hosted on Saturday. The names have not been changed to protect the innocent. Screw the innocent. The names have been changed to match the costumes or general demeanor ... http://www.iambesieged.com/2009/10/30/western-scotch-irish-zombie-ninja-night-timeline/ Sprees. They come in shopping and killing varieties. And yet, game shows have only been made out of one of those. Is that fair? http://www.iambesieged.com/2009/10/10/dichotomy/ I am not a gamer, by any means. I tried to play Star Wars: Battlefront with my friends in college once. As a stormtrooper, I could do nothing but run around in a circle looking up, and as an Ewok, I ran into a tree and got stuck, ... http://www.iambesieged.com/2009/08/13/and-now-something-for-the-gaming-geeks/ Some records are made to be broken. FEAST! http://www.iambesieged.com/2009/08/13/sammich/ This will likely be taken off soon, given legal issues and whatnot, so watch it while you can! http://www.iambesieged.com/2009/08/10/wath-it-while-its-hot/