http://www.iambesieged.com A chronicle of a living warning sign Sun, 29 Jan 2012 14:11:35 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Of course we all know that in reality, chainsaws would be a poor choice for anti-zombie warfare. They're heavy, they run on precious fuel, and they sling contagious gore everywhere. But it's always good to see that manufacturers are getting into the anti-zombie line of weaponry. So... ... http://www.iambesieged.com/2012/01/29/the-armory-grows/ This is not the kind of thing you question. You simply watch... and possibly take notes. [caption id="attachment_457" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="The Molestache"][/caption] [caption id="attachment_458" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="The Pornstache"][/caption] [caption id="attachment_462" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="The Handlebar"][/caption] [caption id="attachment_459" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="The Bandito"][/caption] [caption id="attachment_460" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="The Dastardly"][/caption] [caption id="attachment_469" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="The Walrus"][/caption] [caption id="attachment_461" align="aligncenter" width="300" ... http://www.iambesieged.com/2011/12/27/the-many-mustaches-of-paula-deen/ This is here for obvious reasons. Enjoy. http://www.iambesieged.com/2011/11/24/coffee/ This. http://www.iambesieged.com/2011/10/16/yes/ Every picture tells a story. This one tells an epic. http://www.iambesieged.com/2011/06/17/worth-1000-words/ After an extended hiatus, we're back with a doozy. http://www.iambesieged.com/2011/06/05/and-were-back/ A closer look at the tragedy wrought by feel-good endings to movies with bullies in them. I often wonder what happened to Troy from The Goonies, myself. Probably because he looks like Elton John these days. http://www.iambesieged.com/2011/02/27/therapy/ For those of you who don’t know, I am by trade and education, a psychologist. Who fights crime on weekends. As such, I have always been interested in certain outlying examples of human thought and behavior that differ significantly from what we consider the norm. Working the ... http://www.iambesieged.com/2010/11/12/the-mcrib-a-treatise/ Given how often college students slip into socialism out of some misguided hippie ideals, this shouldn't be all that funny. But it still is. I just recently learned who Katy Perry is, thanks to her association with a certain MST3K cast member. But I still had to ... http://www.iambesieged.com/2010/11/10/they-read-some-marx/ ...And we're back. It's been a while guys. Apologies for the extended absence, but the promotion at work gets in the way of many things. Ironically, I have no input in current events, so instead, here's some .gifs for your enjoyment. That last one isn't a gif. ... http://www.iambesieged.com/2010/10/09/back/