http://www.iambesieged.com A chronicle of a living warning sign Sat, 05 Jul 2008 06:08:25 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Getting right to the subject, I don't watch porn. Just not my cup of tea. And I don't even like tea. I do have one exception though. Porn bloopers. They crack me up every single time. I'm not sure why this is, but something about people ... http://www.iambesieged.com/2008/07/05/ouch/ If you're French, then you're probably not reading this, because you got tired of me mocking your country, military, hygeine, and obsession with having multiple sauces on everything you eat. But if you're one of those French people who masochistically endures all these slights just for the scathing caress ... http://www.iambesieged.com/2008/06/28/breaking-history/ A historic day indeed. http://www.iambesieged.com/2008/06/27/happy-dance/ I went back to my hometown of Huntsville the other day, where the newspaper is delivered with free samples of pudding (No, I'm not joking). Alabama can be an interesting place. Especially when it's compared to someplace like New York. On my way, a car in front ... http://www.iambesieged.com/2008/06/14/it-burns/ Widge sent me this with the message "Dude. This is the Siegest post in the history of Siege posts." It's good to know that people look out for weird crap for me to post, and even better to know that I've become an adjective. We (almost) all ... http://www.iambesieged.com/2008/05/15/food-with-a-face/ Babies tend to cry in my presence. Believe it or not, this is not something I have worked toward. There's just something about me that babies find offensive or frightening. So it makes me feel slightly better that Tokyo holds an anual competition in which sumo wrestlers ... http://www.iambesieged.com/2008/04/28/cry-baby-cry/ What do you do when you have a problem with vandals? The same thing the Romans did when they had a problem with Vandals. Or Visigoths. Or Franks. Build something huge to launch something gross at them. Article Here http://www.iambesieged.com/2008/04/21/what-worked-then/ One of these pictures is Gary Oldman playing Jim Gordan in Batman Begins. The other one is Gary Ridgeway, the Green River Killer, who brutally killed 48 women (that we know of). Picture 1 Picture 2 It's obvious which is which, but the resemblance is still uncanny. As far ... http://www.iambesieged.com/2008/04/11/you-make-the-choice/ Yesterday morning I was making breakfast. A seemingly harmless task, save for the occasional unfortunate encounter with a live stovetop. I peeled the paper off of the can of biscuit dough, but didn't pop it open, thinking that it would be better to prepare the potatoes before putting ... http://www.iambesieged.com/2008/04/05/a-cautionary-tale-of-biscuit-dough/ This is my kind. http://www.iambesieged.com/2008/04/04/on-the-subject-of-porn/