http://www.iambesieged.com A chronicle of a living warning sign Fri, 02 Jul 2010 08:36:19 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I've always had better luck with molotov cocktails, myself. Something about the simplicity of the materials involved, and the majestic way that they form a symbiotic bond of such elegant modesty to deliver devastation in such a compact... Ahem. Sorry. Point is, I can think of better ways to take ... http://www.iambesieged.com/2010/07/02/more-unusual-weapons/ Let's all just admit it. When you cheat on Elizabeth Hurley with a hooker who looks like Flava Flav, you deserve it. http://www.iambesieged.com/2010/05/02/i-wish-acdc-did-a-soundtrack-for-my-life/ Ever notice how people in 'as seen on TV' commercials would never need the product being advertised if they weren't completely and totally inept? People who can't cut brownies, put on shoes, crack an egg, or get under a blanket should be beaten in the head with a trout. ... http://www.iambesieged.com/2010/04/23/youre-doing-it-wrong/ I don't thing that looking at explosions makes me uncool. The fact that they make me squee and clap like a baby watching the wiggles.... maybe. From the geniuses who brought you 'Lazy Sunday'- Also, Don't click this. Really, don't. You've failed to heed my warnings before. Need ... http://www.iambesieged.com/2010/03/26/i-guess-im-not-cool/ Thespia sent me this video. This guy needs to be a graduation speaker. He wouldn't even have to change the speech. http://www.iambesieged.com/2010/02/09/look-at-him-look-at-me/ Here is a list of seven of the greatest single badasses in history. Namely, the ones who had horrifically awesome last stands. And for the historically disinclined, No, Custer is not on the list. No, these are the guys who deigned not to be comforted by loved ... http://www.iambesieged.com/2010/01/30/ultimate-badassery/ Update! From the latest news on- "Things I've Had In My Lungs!" Okay, the list of things I've had in my lungs isn't all that long. In fact, with the exception of atmosphere, a good deal of secondhand smoke, a few knife points, and one very unfortunate ... http://www.iambesieged.com/2010/01/19/but-i-didnt-inhale/ What follows is an excerpt from the expedition log of an explorer group destined for the furthest reaches of the Appalachian Mountains. The mission was set to catalog the social interaction between all native species present, and then poke them with sticks. The university funding the study has ... http://www.iambesieged.com/2010/01/08/da-bears/ Here's another priceless bit from a group called planestupid, whose ineffective antics we've heard of before here. In their effort to protest something or other, or promote veganism or something else that will invariable involve the word 'green', they have accidentally created a highly amusing video. No one ... http://www.iambesieged.com/2009/11/25/ha-3/ What follows is a series of happenings and quotes that summarize of the Halloween party my girlfriend and I hosted on Saturday. The names have not been changed to protect the innocent. Screw the innocent. The names have been changed to match the costumes or general demeanor ... http://www.iambesieged.com/2009/10/30/western-scotch-irish-zombie-ninja-night-timeline/