… I’m just a tease like that. Actually the book isn’t nearly finished, so it’s a slow process putting out samples. Here’s the latest chapter. Keep in mind this one isn’t finished. Thus the lack of any finishing text. If you’re confused, and don’t know what the hell’s going on like some kind of small toad on speed, then go here first. Enjoy.

I’ve been working on this for a while now-
THINGS I’VE STEPPED IN THAT I WISH I HADN’T. It’s a book that chronicles my shit luck with all things. I know you’re thinking, “Isn’t that what this blog is for?” and “Is he on some form of drug I haven’t heard of yet?” Thing is, this blog is for the day-to-day bad luck. And the occasional rant, or a preference for a moat monster. As for the drugs, No. Sadly, I am unmedicated.

Anyway, here’s a chapter out of the book I’m writing. In the spirit of putting one’s best foot forward, I’ve posted my personal favorite story (I use the term ‘favorite’ loosely, of course). Enjoy.