This guy may have been playing too much GEARS OF WAR, but there’s no denying the sheer awesomeness of what he’s created.

My only complaint with the article is that they claim it is the ultimate zombie killing weapon. As we all know, a chainsaw is an insufficient, although cliched anti-zombie weapon. The last thing you need is a stream of infected zombie blood shooting back in your direction from that range.

That being said, my hat goes off to this man for his innovation in the field of psychological warfare. Or it would, if I ever wore a hat.

Few people know just how messed up I am better than my girlfriend, so when she saw this, she steered it straight toward me.

Hippie protesters are bad, but british hippie protesters are that much worse, because coming from a disarmed public, they’ll be that much more nonviolent, thus leaving them that much less to do in order to express their unbathed outrage to the government.

This guy from the activist group “Plane Stupid” attempted to superglue himself to PM Brown in protest to airport expansion.

A note: If you want to be taken even a little seriously, don’t include the word ’stupid’ in your organization’s name.

Another note: If you insist on naming yourself stupid, don’t confirm the assumption by doing something normally only seen in reruns of “I Love Lucy.”
He should have used Duct Tape.

As if this guy weren’t inept enough by planning on gluing himself to the Prime Minister, he’s put over the line by attempting it, and promptly failing. No great political activism ever included getting stuck to something. This is why Martin Luther King Jr. never found it necessary to bring glue to a sit in. Next they can glue themselves to a tree to save the owls. Or better yet, just glue themselves to the owls.

If you want to accomplish something, avoid being a hippie. You can’t change the world if you can’t even change your socks.

UPDATE from Cosette: Apparently after his botched protest attempt, this guy tried instead to glue himself to the wall at 10 Downing st. Alas, he didn’t have enough glue left to finish the job, so he couldn’t stick. Too bad he used some on Brown, or maybe he would have succeeded. Instead, he likely slid back down the wall like a merry melodies cartoon and stuck to the ground.

If you’re French, then you’re probably not reading this, because you got tired of me mocking your country, military, hygeine, and obsession with having multiple sauces on everything you eat. But if you’re one of those French people who masochistically endures all these slights just for the scathing caress of my hurculean wit, then you’re in for a treat.

The legendary Hotel Royal Monceau in Paris is being demolished piece by piece, and you’re invited! Go to their demolition party, and break apart a historical landmark with hammers.

You know, if you can lift one.

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Widge sent me this with the message “Dude. This is the Siegest post in the history of Siege posts.” It’s good to know that people look out for weird crap for me to post, and even better to know that I’ve become an adjective.

We (almost) all love beastflesh, and eating things with a face is always good. But This place has taken it one step further. Food with a face, meet food that is a face. With the simple addition of not only a face, but a clown face, you can attack your cold cuts with that much more fervor.

Great idea? Or Greatest idea?

Babies tend to cry in my presence. Believe it or not, this is not something I have worked toward. There’s just something about me that babies find offensive or frightening. So it makes me feel slightly better that Tokyo holds an anual competition in which sumo wrestlers scare babies into crying “to stregnthen their spirit.” The baby who cries the loudest wins. I shit thee not.

Want proof? Here’s the story.

Want more? Here’s the photo gallery.

What do you do when you have a problem with vandals? The same thing the Romans did when they had a problem with Vandals. Or Visigoths. Or Franks. Build something huge to launch something gross at them.

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This is my kind.

You’d never know it from looking at me or talking to me, but I’m actually very well read. From early insightful works of philosophy such as Plato’s Allegory of the Cave, which would later inspire the Wachowski brothers, to the later crap which is still considered classical despite the festering pile of excrement that it is such as Wilde’s The Picture of Dorian Gray, which would later inspire my literary gag reflex.

I like books, and thus enjoy libraries. Perhaps not as much as Dindrane, whom this page was probably created for.

Hot library smut

When I heard of this, I made the mistake of searching for ‘library porn’ on google. I’m a wise one.

As a psychologist, I have to admit to a certain advantage to promoting psychological scarring over a good punch in the face. In 20 years, who will remember all the times they’ve been punched in the face?

But this leaves a special kind of mark.

Walk down the street carrying one of these, and not only will you be prepared, but everyone who sees you will know you’re not afraid of anything.

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