look at him. look at me
Tuesday February 09th 2010, 8:20 am
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Thespia sent me this video.

This guy needs to be a graduation speaker. He wouldn’t even have to change the speech.



sammich
Thursday August 13th 2009, 7:44 am
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Some records are made to be broken.

FEAST!



Meat House!
Saturday July 11th 2009, 11:56 pm
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This would be the tastiest housefire ever.

Thanks to Cossette for the link.



Finally, they’re stepping up
Tuesday April 21st 2009, 7:18 am
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Has to be PETA.

LINK

HAS to be.



words fail me…
Thursday April 16th 2009, 6:40 pm
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Fire. It’s one of my favorite things. Bacon. It’s another one of my favorite things. When you put the two together, you get nice crispy fried bacon. And that’s one of the best things of all.

But wait… there’s more…

Someone has created what could possible be the greatest invention of all time. Better than the wheel, sliced bread, the Antikythera mechanism, or even the steak toaster.

Imagine cooking bacon, with fire. Fire that is POWERED BY bacon. The same Bacon you’re cooking! Now collapse in a puddle of your own drool, and Behold!



More porn for the masses!
Wednesday February 18th 2009, 7:52 am
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Kidding. Kind of. I realize that I mention porn on here more than I should, what with my girlfriend’s father reading it and all, but we can all appreciate this.

It’s PG Porn. The self-proclaimed porn that’s “for those who love everything about porn, except the sex.”

This one is funny as hell. Widge sent it to me knowing that it would spark my interest, and I’ll support damn near anything that gives Nathan Fillion a check. They also get points for authenticity. I had to look up the girl, and she’s the real thing. Probably shouldn’t have though. Running a spyware check now…



hooray bacon!
Tuesday February 10th 2009, 8:23 am
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Geekologie passes on a work of art worthy of all lovers of beastflesh. Specifically, the most celebrated and versatile item of beastfleshery. That’s right, I am of course speaking of Bacon. And here it is- the Bacon-Making-And-Eating Flowchart!



Yin and Yang
Wednesday January 21st 2009, 9:24 am
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Mac has created it’s best application yet. It’s a ballistics program that allows you to calculate range, windage, gravity, elevation and weather. How is this any different from any number of similar programs? This one downloads to your iPod. It fits a secure case that clamps to the rifle, and has the same calculating power as one of the military models.

I’m still not sure how I feel about this. I took forever to get on the iPod train, and that was only with a shuffle, because it’s the simplest model they offer. I had the misfortune to be born in the wrong century, thus any bit of technology is witchcraft, should be burned as such. I understand the use for military technology, and even embrace a good deal of it. But sniping is one of those things that should remain based on instinct, and ability. Carlos Hathcock had no computers to aid him. I’ll remain on the fence on this for now, and keep hitting digital things with an axe.

Here’s the link

PS- if you don’t know who Carlos Hathcock is, Educate yourself.



there’s nothing more natural than a beaver
Monday January 05th 2009, 8:22 am
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Widgett sent this over, knowing my stance on hippies and all hippie-esque behavior.

This particular group of hippies alerted the authorities of an illegal logging operation in a nature reserve, thus sparking an investigation, and subsequently shooting themselves in the proverbial foot.

No, wait. That’s a bad metaphor. These are hippies we’re talking about, so they subsequently protested themselves in the foot.

That sounds dumb.

Link here.



…and only a week late
Friday January 02nd 2009, 5:50 am
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Merry Christmas to all!
Christmas is a time to be with the ones we love, to give thanks for all that we have, and to spread that holiday cheer…

…with a high pressure air cannon.

Blast some Yule with the Holiday Howitzer!