Yes, this is apparently an actual thing. For the paltry sum of $1.4 million, you can have your own mech. Check it out.

Sure, it’s got that whole “BBs and water bottles” weapon system, but that would take about an hour to correct. And the smile activated firing system is just supervillainous.

And here I thought Australians had to be hardcore. This looks easy.

…This is only a test. Had this been an actual post, it would be far more entertaining.