I punched an owl once, and that makes me wise.

So you can believe me when I say that life is a turd that we must all occasionally rub in our hair. And it stinks every time. That’s why you keep your hair cropped short like I do. So clean up is a breeze.

Point is that life stinks sometimes. The key is to prepare yourself for it before a crisis ever strikes. This doesn’t mean that you’ll be able to avoid it at all, but the recovery process is much easier when you’re prepared.

This brief moment of semi-seriousness is brought to you by Murder Bunny.

If you get the reference, more power to you. If you don’t, then it’s just a bunch of puppies.

Not that there’s anything wrong with a bunch of puppies.