Has to be PETA.

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HAS to be.

Fire. It’s one of my favorite things. Bacon. It’s another one of my favorite things. When you put the two together, you get nice crispy fried bacon. And that’s one of the best things of all.

But wait… there’s more…

Someone has created what could possible be the greatest invention of all time. Better than the wheel, sliced bread, the Antikythera mechanism, or even the steak toaster.

Imagine cooking bacon, with fire. Fire that is POWERED BY bacon. The same Bacon you’re cooking! Now collapse in a puddle of your own drool, and Behold!