Dick says “This one will fetch a high price with the Chechens!” Get her Jane!

Father accepts a package from someone in a black car with diplomatic plates. Spy Pop, spy!

Dick likes E! Trip Dick, trip!

Oh no Jane! Zombie Sally has found us! Jump on the boats, Jane!

Emo Dick reads the obituaries every day. Cry Dick, cry!

Sally eats dog food! Sally is ‘special!’

Dick catches Jane with her dolls in compromising positions. “I’m telling mother!”

Jane offers prayers to her new dolly idols. Sin Jane, sin!

Father uses child labor to unload the groceries.

“Uh-oh, Sally! Puff is in heat again!”

Hydrophobia is a severe problem in the suburbs this time of year.

The IRA has trained Dick and Jane very well. “Let’s teach Sally to make Plastique!”

“Help! Police! A prohibition-era gangster stole my tricycle!”

Whenever Dick started his roller skate shenanigans, Spot knew to head straight for the ravine.

Little Timmy hates sloppy seconds.

“Uh-oh, Darling, it looks like the kids have gotten into the stash again!” Ha-ha-ha!

Sally begins a lucrative career with a pet ransom business.

Dick and Jane join the local swinger’s club.

Pop told Dick to go outside and cut a switch. “Oh no, Spot! Come back!”

Hey, Jane! What’s Spot gotten into? It’s a hallucinogenic toad! Good Spot!

Dick and Sally visit tolerance camp.

Big brother has important messages for Jane on the civilian-net. “Your life is a tool of the state to use as we please!” Jane loves big brother.

Timmy sells his wares at the local Turkish Bazaar.

‘Sally the Baptist’ is normally patient, but she needs information from Teddy now. Talk Teddy, talk!

Zombie Sally pursues a snack.