Tell me what’s wrong with this product name.

It might be due to the fact that I should have been in bed hours ago, or it might be that this video simply is that awesome. I’m not sure why, but I had to share. Ask me when I wake up.

Even though I side with the ninjas in the ancient struggle between the two warring classes, I have to post this in honor of national Talk Like A Pirate Day. There is no national talk like a ninja day, because ninjas don’t need to talk. Just kill. Stealthily. There could be one behind you right now. Don’t look.

I just got a spam email with this subject line-

“video with a naked celebrity”

They’re not even trying anymore.

I’m a strong proponent of not judging a book by its cover. When was the last time you saw a complete works of Shakespeare collection with awesome cover art?

Then a friend of mine loaned me a book with this cover.

Bitchin’. It’s about a small West Virginia hick town that gets whisked back in time to central Germany during the 30 Years War. Not that any of that matters, since the cover features men armed with matchlocks getting ambushed by a pickup loaded with pissed off American good-ole-boys armed with revolvers and shotguns! I’d even read it if it were political commentary.