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Wednesday February 27th 2008, 8:26 am
Filed under: General Skullduggery

I KICKED A CAT IN THE FACE OVER A PIZZA TOPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Allow me to explain.
Recently, I brought some pizzas to my girlfriend’s apartment to share with her and her roommate. As I was liberally dispensing crushed red pepper over my pizza, one flake fell to the floor, withing a single bound’s reach of the cat. Knowing that the cat would try to eat it, as this is not the first time she’s tried, I quickly shot out my foot to cover the pepper before she could get to it. The cat, with catlike speed, nearly beat me to it, but instead connected her face to my boot with a very un-catlike clunk. She was uninjured, as having been deterred, she resumed grooming herself.
So you see, it was in the cat’s best interest that I acted, and accidentally kicked her, leaving her no worse for the wear. Just thought I’d clear that up before I get any gripey emails from pissed off cat lovers who will remain nameless.

Probably Dindrane.



Hamster Siege
Saturday February 23rd 2008, 2:32 am
Filed under: Random bits of cheese

This guy is living out a metaphorical representation of the majority of my days. I connect with this hamster.

I think that’s the first and last time I’ll ever say that.



yes, I’ve done it again.
Wednesday February 13th 2008, 7:15 pm
Filed under: Stains of Glee

What of it?



arguing fundamentals…
Saturday February 09th 2008, 8:24 am
Filed under: Random bits of cheese

See if you can tell what’s wrong with the title bar of this website.