I love my girlfriend for many reasons. One of these many reasons is that despite being all of 115 lbs soaking wet, she can not only handle a Desert Eagle .50 AE, but she can actually hit what she’s aiming at.
This combines several of my favorite things in the world. Firearms, beastflesh, culinary arts, and being lazy all come together with the ability to shoot something, and season it, at the same time. Sweet.