I’m there
Saturday August 25th 2007, 9:01 pm
Filed under: Stains of Glee

I try not to get too exited about movies that look really good. Because some of them turn out to be some of the most godawful crap ever to hit Ang Lee’s mind. Did I say Ang Lee? I meant… No, Ang Lee. We all like to pretend Hulk never happened. And Brokeback Mountain was overrated. Yeah, I said it. Now what are you going to do?

Anyway, as I was saying, I try not to get exited by trailers, but when you have a shoot ‘em up movie starring Clive Owen that’s actually called Shoot ‘Em Up, you’re not playing fair.



in the ‘strange fetish’ department
Saturday August 11th 2007, 2:55 am
Filed under: Links for the Glum

Read this to the end

Okay, I can think of ‘slippery when wet’, ‘dangerous curves’, and ‘route 69′, as the most suggestive road signs out there. But that’s really only when you’re 12 years old. Thing is, you know this guy was planning to submit his 8mms to sundance or something where it would be considered ‘Daring and powerful!’ along with the other 95% crap that independent films produce by all the artsy whackjobs who pay thousands for a smear of phlegm on a canvas.

But if this guy has films of him getting frisky with a ‘children at play’ or a stop sign, he should be put away for good.



damn the luck…
Wednesday August 08th 2007, 8:46 pm
Filed under: My shit luck with all things

You know how sometimes you wake up naked someplace up in the mountains with blood all over your mouth next to a disembowled bear? Well I hit my head on a branch on the way down. Scratched it.



they’re just evil. pure and simple.
Friday August 03rd 2007, 2:10 am
Filed under: General Skullduggery,Links for the Glum

NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME!?!?!?!

How many more children must be terrorized before people will start listening to me? Do you see the horror in their little eyes?!? Do you see?!?!



I love it.
Thursday August 02nd 2007, 4:57 pm
Filed under: Random bits of cheese,Stains of Glee

Apparently the new “in” thing is to put songs to scenes from online video games. Normally, I’d say this is just nerds trying to pass the time as they approach age 40 while living in their parents’ basement, but Jonathan Coulton’s “re: Your Brains” is a smash hit among those of us who are as screwed up as I am. Thus, this video kicks loads of ass.

Oh yeah, for all other things zombie, we continually update contingency plans and inform the public here. So go there and be scared into vigilance.