it’s coming
Friday July 27th 2007, 3:50 am
Filed under: General Skullduggery

I’ll be the first to admit I’m not always right. But when you’ve been through as many psychologically scarring situations as I have, you get a kind of sixth sense for them.

I’m not saying all PETA members are delusional psychopaths who are intent on destroying anything having any association with animals, including shelters. Just that most of them are.

Some PETA members are just misguided animal lovers, who I have no problem with. It’s the terrorists that belong to the organization that get on my nerves. Specifically, the nerves that tell me when something bad is coming. I get that feeling from them. I know this article is written by the onion, which means it’s less true than some, but given the way that particular terrorist organization is coming, it’s not far off from what I see them turning into. Or rather, what they already are but refuse to admit currently.

eat this

wear this

respect this

shun this

Thanks to rob for the onion link.

Oh yeah- If any of you are needcoffee members who managed to get our own PETA shirt before we got the cease and decist order, please send pictures.



I am very very proud.
Wednesday July 11th 2007, 7:37 pm
Filed under: Stains of Glee

I don’t normally make a habit of telling people off in the street, but when they start it, I do so with gusto. I was walking out of target to see that a chubby man with a bad combover in a bright red thunderbird had parked next to me. As I was getting into my explorer, we exchanged the following:

“Nice SUV! That thing come with a soccer mom? (stupid pretentious laughter)”

“Nice midlife crisis. That thing come with a forboding sense of your own mortality?”

He was still standing there with his mouth open when I drove off.



creepy…
Sunday July 08th 2007, 1:53 am
Filed under: Random bits of cheese

“Braaaiiiiiinnnnnssss!”

creepycheney.jpg

Cheney might go hungry, I’m afraid.



I hate it when that happens
Wednesday July 04th 2007, 3:27 pm
Filed under: Links for the Glum

This Czech weather broadcast was like any other, the panoramic shot of the countryside, the flash of a split atom, the mushroom cloud, the camera being taken out by EMP, the- oh, dammit! Not again!