You’d never need a lantern in the jungle
Wednesday May 02nd 2007, 9:16 pm
Filed under: Random bits of cheese

Scientists have managed to genetically engineer a glow-in-the-dark monkey. Take a second for that. I’ll wait…


You might ask why they would do such a thing. They claim that by transferring the bioluminescent jellyfish gene into the monkey embryo, it allows them to better define the process and possible treatments of genetic diseases.

Ha. Sure.

They created the glow monkeys because it’s FREAKIN’ GLOW MONKEYS!! I mean come on! You want one of these as much as I do. And not just because they’d be easy to find in the dark, or serve as a mobile night light. You want one because it’s a freakin’ glow monkey. Don’t lie to yourself. You know it’s true.


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