Miss America 1944, now 82 years old, leans on her walker to shoot out some would-be-intruders’ tires. Check it out.

Notice- she used a snub-nosed .38- not a very accurate gun. So she’s either one hell of a shot, or she got up close and personal. Either way, she kicks ass. If there were ever a Miss America contest that involved marksmanship as a talent competition, I might actually consider paying attention. Maybe.