I’m abnormal again
Monday February 26th 2007, 2:56 am
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Apparently, I’m the only guy who’s ever managed to get habanero pepper juice in his eyes while driving.


higher education
Saturday February 24th 2007, 11:13 pm
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I’ve learned many things at college. Among them are many academic bases, but I’m referring to the other things.

For instance, just this year, I’ve learned that using a 2×6 as a standing platform when working off ground construction is not always the most stable way to keep from falling.

I’ve also learned that people can be thrown through a wall with almost zero momentum if they piss me off enough.

While shopping for Valentine’s Day, I learned that it’s harder than one might think to buy an instructional book on playing the accordion. You can now find my picture hung in every music store in Knoxville under a label of ‘The Cursed One’.

My regular readers (both of them) know that I took an ethics course for the duration of January, where I learned that political debates can be fun, so long as your class is made up of degenerate psychos who are amused at the notion of vigilante violence, and believe that any problem, political or otherwise, is attributable to pedophiles.

In the same class, I learned that my professor went to school with Jim Jones. We didn’t accept his offers of kool-aid.

These are only some of the things I’ve learned this year. And the year is less than two months old. Maybe soon I’ll learn to quit griping.

Have a great VD everyone!
Wednesday February 14th 2007, 3:25 pm
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I have officially made it one year without being hit by a car. Amazing!

Happy Valentine’s Day for all you couples out there, and Happy Singles’ Awareness Day for everyone else. Good luck in the bars tonight.


I made this for no reason
Tuesday February 13th 2007, 8:08 pm
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And you thought it was just for Mick Dundee
Saturday February 10th 2007, 12:15 am
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This is how they go fishing in the ‘Gan.

And that was just for one catfish.

of coke, pepsi, budweiser, and Robert Goulet
Sunday February 04th 2007, 10:46 pm
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I’m not much of a sports person, I’m more for blowing things up. But there are few who can resist the Super Bowl. This year it was a weird game. And I’m not only talking about the 92 yard touchdown ran from the kickoff, or the relentless turnovers, but there was actually a commercial that almost made me respect Kevin Federline. Almost. Okay, not really, but it was still funny.

What’s not funny, however, is what Pepsi did. Not funny, and not forgiveable. First, they created a beverage by adding extra sugar to flat Coke, then they sponsored this year’s half time show starring Prince. Or, the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as prince with the hemaphrodite hieroglyphic symbol. All pepsi drinkers despair. Your drink has abandoned you, and all you stand for. Obviously, I’m a Coke person, but this is no longer about Coke vs. pepsi. This is about right and wrong. Prince did a cover of CCR’s ‘Rolling on the River.’ Blasphemy! That, my friends, is when doves cry.

I hope Robert Goulet shows up to mess with his stuff when he’s low on energy.

But I am le tired
Thursday February 01st 2007, 11:53 am
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The French seek to install ‘nap time’ in the workplace.

Somehow, I’m not surprised.