From The People Who Brought You 10 Ways to Destroy the World…
Sunday October 29th 2006, 2:55 am
Filed under: Links for the Glum,Random bits of cheese

Halloween’s Top 10 Scariest Creatures.

Okay, having a pathological lack of fear, I can’t really see it. That being said, in my life I’ve seen things I can only describe as zombies and vampires. But Jack-o-Lanterns? It’s nowhere close to a creature. They can’t even stand up to stupid middle-schoolers who think they’re being rebellious because they dare to smash a glowing fruit.

Jack-o-Lanterns are pansies.


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