I’ll take ‘Weird and Strange Crap’ for 500
Tuesday September 26th 2006, 5:57 pm
Filed under: Links for the Glum,Stains of Glee

Finally, I know where to go to patent my design for the solar-powered interior nightlight!

This place immortalizes all manner of patents the world might rather do without, such as a forehead rest to be mounted on the wall above a urinal. My personal favorites are the oral alarm, and the hamsterwear.

Then this is just plain wrong.

Two years to go…
Friday September 22nd 2006, 3:14 pm
Filed under: Links for the Glum,Random bits of cheese

The scariest campaign ever.

When this video started, my first thought was, “GAHHH! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!” Then I threw hot sauce back into my retina, and felt better. My personal feelings concerning Hillary Clinton (or any Clinton for that matter) in the white house could be formed into their own scathing rant that would make the senate weep with despair. Needless to say, I found this video side splitting. So enjoy, while I go fetch the sutures.

Thanks to Hank and Renee for the link.

Because it’s funny.
Tuesday September 19th 2006, 6:28 pm
Filed under: General Skullduggery,Random bits of cheese,Stains of Glee

mmf!  abgh hmf mbt!

That’s why.

Sunday September 17th 2006, 5:18 pm
Filed under: General Skullduggery,Links for the Glum,Random bits of cheese,Stains of Glee

I saw what I think was the pilot for a new show last night on adult swim. Korgoth of Barbaria. I’m normally cautious about new animated shows, but this, like the Venture Brothers, peaked my interest from the beginning. Probably because of the ridiculous flow of animated gore from start to finish. Here’s the first third of the pilot. The other two are available on the lower right in the link. It’s a 7 minute video, so be patient on the download. Fair warning- I wasn’t kidding when I said ‘ridiculous flow of animated gore’. So let’s limit the viewing to those who aren’t disturbed by, or tempted to imitate such things.

I was sold as soon as I saw the fawn.

From Russia With Love
Sunday September 17th 2006, 5:05 pm
Filed under: Links for the Glum,Random bits of cheese,Stains of Glee

This reminds me of the “Boots of Running Really Fast” from the MUNCHKIN card game. But why do I get the feeling that one of the hydrolics would bust on me if I tried them, sending me sprawling into a pile of broken ribs and crushed ego?

I never liked computers…
Friday September 01st 2006, 1:05 am
Filed under: Links for the Glum,Random bits of cheese,Stains of Glee

… but I guess it beats the alternative.

This cracked me up.