I won’t say that I’ve never done something stupid for a woman. That would be a lie.

I also won’t say that I’ve never set anything on fire for a stupid reason. That would also be a lie.

But I’ve never done this. And that’s not a lie.

Update- the above statement is a lie. I have blown something up for a girl. Because what says “I love you” more than a good, solid boom? But I’ve never set anything on fire to meet a girl. So there.