Or a kitten?
Sorry it’s been a while since the last post. I’ll pick it back up soon. So stop thinking about sending gripey emails.

As an insomniac, I sleep whenever I can. And when I do sleep, I have a hard time getting out of bed in the morning. Setting every one of these around my room would probably help matters. I like the last one the best. It’s intelligent enough to run and hide from you, so you’re not only awake, but pissed off as well.

How Lazy can you be? Really. I want to see one of these hooked up to a Chiuahua. With a fat guy standing at the handlebars. And don’t give me any ‘better exercise’ stuff. Walking your dog is just as much for your exercise as it is for the dog.