So just about an hour ago, I was walking into Target. Routine, right? Nothing special right? Wrong.

Just as I was approaching the entrance, a teenage shit-for-brains decided it would be a good idea to peel out the second his friend got in the car without looking forward first.

So I got hit by a car. For the sixth time in my life.

Also I’m out of Coke. And that makes me sad.

Oh yeah- Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!