Hee.

Take this PETA! Because veggies are what food eats!

I want this in my kitchen one day. It’s artistic, functional, and the knives are each stuck in at a strategic kill point on the little man. It’s just that special.

Then there’s this:

Even I think this is strange. Me, Siege. The guy who laughs hysterically when something blows up on TV. Whoever designed this could have at least made the knives a matching set. That just seems basic to me.

We all remember these two.

One year later, and they’re still good friends.

So I’m from Alabama. This means that I’ve known my share of stereotypes. Many people think that all forms of life from the heart of dixie, turtles and fruit flies included, should be sporting a mullet, with several teeth missing. This is simply not true. After all, my hometown of Huntsville has the highest number of PhDs per capita in the nation.

But then, every stereotype comes from somewhere. Alabama is home to some of the south’s most ridiculous forms of redneck, as sampled here. The south can be a beautiful area. It can also illustrate a fine example of the difference between right and wrong, and very, very wrong.

*Update- The link keeps being moved. This is the direct link to ejbdotcom. Just ignore all the side ads for porn.

Today I learned that I’m very well suited for step aerobics.

Who knew?