Food with souls!
Friday December 02nd 2005, 2:31 am
Filed under: Stains of Glee

A nice, uneventful Thanksgiving. Save for all the backed up traffic on I-75 on the way back. But that’s not why I’m writing. I’m writing in praise of this place. A Brazillian steakhouse where the waiters are walking around with swords full of large cuts of meat. As soon as that card on the table is flipped to green, they converge on you like crows on roadkill. I ate nine different parts of a cow in the first ten minutes. By the end, I had eaten filet, pork ribs, lamb chops, bacon-wrapped chicken, some kind of fish, and a few things I couldn’t identify, but I can rest assured that they had faces and souls at some point.

Widgett and I consumed an entire farm and a half that day. Barnyard animals shy away from us peeing on themselves out of fear, because they can sense that enough souls have passed through us to qualify us as an ethereal gateway.

Eaten

We ate them. All of them.


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wow that sounds great. i went to a place like that in Texas one time. they like to eat cow there too.

Comment by Robert 12.08.05 @ 10:44 pm



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